Written By Amit Savyon, 1/14/2005
Listen and Sing Along: .
I remember long ago when I was but a lad
I used to live a thousand lives through yarn spun by my dad
The ladies I did marry and the beasts that I did slay
All would find it odd to find me in the present day

Living in a box 500 feet for my two eyes
I used to gaze a 1,000 miles at every crisp sunrise
It seems that people now gaze at their gold for sense of pride
A lazy man is more honest than hard work full of lies

The more I gaze upon one thing the less of it I see
The less time I want to work the more I need coffee
I juggle my addictions with a lion’s sense of pride
The monkeys on my back are only along for the ride

I love the way you wash your hands I love the way you sneeze
I hate it when you tie my boots cuz I hate dirty knees
I wish I could remember you the way you used to be
You have changed at least as much as mine own memory

Everything that we can prove is all that we can lose
We have made our final choice but still we have to choose
This bucket is my handkerchief this saw it is my trade
I’m going back to bed please wake me when the house is made